Political Animals

To be Dog Prime Minister one needs to get out on the campaign trail and meet the people.

'And what do you do?' 'Well woof woof, I used to work in a petrol station until all those Lhasa Apsos and Dobrany Sheepdogs started taking my jobs. Woof'

What a bigot!

I've had several complaints about the paucity of Dog Diary entries and now the (uncomissioned) evidence has flooded in from a premiere think tank.
Looks like I hate dogs from this! Better get on it.

Blurred but not forgotten

This dog looks quite nice and big and fluffy. All qualities I'm looking for in my future dog. It has to be big enough to protect me, and cuddle and look so good that strangers snap us in the street.
This one was probably a bit fast for my comfortable needs though. Sped away with one glance at the photographers on it's tail!

Fight!

I bet you're wondering what these doggies were rabidly fighting over.. Well there was an open laptop in their midst with The Dog Diaries up on it. Who wouldn't want to have first read?

Cockapoop

This little beauty scampered into our Cornish holiday and our hearts. A cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a poodle it was a bit like Lexie but smaller and I think less naughty. It certainly wasn't ravishing anyones tent larder whereas Lexie would have swept the field.
Its owner informed us that it's very good with children but we weren't listening by this point. We'd heard a broken voice coming from the playground and were off.

Cream dream

This is a special wolf like breed I encountered at Sashy's house. It gets mistaken for a fox a lot. Luckily this one seems to enjoy cream cakes more than babies. I'll let it off even though it was my cake.

Cowardly canines

I don't know why but I'm crippled with uncertainty every time I see a cute dog. I just don't feel able to ask its owner permission to snap. And stealth snapping doesn't really have the same effect.

Eurgh

However nice the setting I still can't help being a little timid around this genre of dog. Lexie it seems holds no such qualms.

ZSL dogs

This was the closest thing to 'cute dogs wot I saw' at the zoo. The African hunting dogs were snoozing under a heavily veiling tree.

Dog tired

The amount of money dogs cost these days it's a good idea for them to have a profession. When I used to play Sims my dog 'Chocolate Pudding Harkness' was some sort of law enforcer cum celebrity. In reality I've put Lexie to work as a licky masseuse. Just hop in a hot bubble bath, leave the door open with the smell of skin wafting through and before you know it, galloping up the stairs he'll be. I let him do my arms, feet, and back of my neck.

He really likes the taste I promise! Not just smeared myself with liver pate.